- how much does a polar bear weigh?(enough to break the ice) hi my name is Fred
- do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes!
- do you have a band aid? i just scraped my knee falling for you
- there's something wrong with my cell phone. it doesn't have your number in it.
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet
- is your dad a terrorist , cause your the bomb
- have you been arrested before? it's gotta be illegal to look that good!
Sunday, April 29, 2012
random pick up lines
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