Sunday, April 29, 2012

random pick up lines

  • how much does a polar bear weigh?(enough to break the ice) hi my name is Fred
  •  do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes!
  • do you have a band aid? i just scraped my knee falling for you
  • there's something wrong with my cell phone. it doesn't have your number in it.
  •  I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet
  • is your dad a terrorist , cause your the bomb
  • have you been arrested before? it's gotta be illegal to look that good!

Monday, April 16, 2012

HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 ME!!!!!

                                                      the title pretty much explains it.