random pick up lines

• how much does a polar bear weigh?(enough to break the ice) hi my name is Fred
•  do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes!
• do you have a band aid? i just scraped my knee falling for you
• there's something wrong with my cell phone. it doesn't have your number in it.
•  I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet
• is your dad a terrorist , cause your the bomb
• have you been arrested before? it's gotta be illegal to look that good!